Love Life

It was a hard day at the office. But, I was on my way to my apartment now, and my hot girlfriend. I looked at my watch, she would be getting ready for me. And sure enough, there she was. I stared excitedly, as she slowly began taking it all off. Peeling it off a piece at a time. Each piece falling to the floor. "Oh, baby!" I said, as the last piece fell. "I love to watch you peel potatoes." "It's almost ready, honey." she said, holding one up with a smile, as she dropped it into the boiling water.